"The Bentley Situation"

Well, the "Bentley Situation" turned out to be pretty much a non-event! Really sick of hearing his name and hope she's done with him. I also wish I had counted how many times she said the "Bentley Situation" - I was ready to scream by the end of the show. MOVE ON!!

1. Bentley is a tool!! Gag. Did anyone else hear him say,"I IMPLORE you to see what you have here"?? Yuk - like HE should be giving advice!
2. Dot, dot, dot - change it to a period?? Just kill me now!
3. Bentley smirks and is a total player - NOT attractive!
4. Lucas was pretty boring on his one-on-one. He kept saying OMG, OMG when they were watching the street dragon!! Dude, it wasn't that great!
5. Manlihood - is that even a word?? (Don't think so Ash!)
6. Maybe the dragon boat races were fun for them all, but it wasn't all that entertaining to watch. You're right, Jan, Ashley's drumming was pretty lame! Wasn't a fan of the red kimonos either!
7. Again, we have to hear how she got closure on the "Bentley Situation"! Arrrrgggggghhhhhhh!
8. Ames definitely woke up in the elevator, didn't he??! He certainly took her by surprise....but seemed to be asleep again when she told all the guys about the "Bentley Situation".
9. Ryan is a cheese ball who needs to go home!
10. JP is the sweetheart of the group - much too nice for her - but he seems very smitten and was pretty understanding about (here we go again!) the "Bentley Situation".
11. The cocktail party was interesting - loved the dead silence when she talked about the "Bentley Situation" to all the guys. Was glad some of them spoke up about how they felt and that it wasn't okay with some of them.

All-in-all, not one of the better Bachelorette seasons - mainly because of its star! Only one more month of listening to her cry!

Really?? Really??????

Just finished watching last night's episode and seriously, I am beginning to hate this season 'cause it's too dumb and boring. This is what I saw:

• Bentley - is such a jerk. So glad he's gone and I never have to hear 'dot dot dot' again. Ack. He's awful.
• Lucas is a nice guy but kind of boring -- I thought it was interesting that he thought he had to ask her if he could kiss her. Maybe that's nice and I just don't remember but it struck me as a bit weird.
• Ben and his headband -- gross. No wonder they had trouble getting people to be on their dragon boat team. Those kimonos were truly totally dumb.
• Ryan - I just want him to shut up. Really. ALL the time. And when he shook his fist (I forget why or when but he did it) it really annoyed me.
• I think Ashley is seriously bow-legged and her skinny jeans don't work for her. She's got a cute little figure and very few people look good in those jeans -- if she wasn't so bow-legged she'd look great.
• I got bugged when she sat on the head dragon boat randomly beating her drum - -clearly had no idea what that was all about.
• Poor Ames still looks like he has a concussion - although I have to admit that when he talks, he is very clear and on top of things. Just when you see him standing/sitting there, he looks retarded. Especially during Ashley's big confession about Bentley.
• And when he started the make-out session in the elevator, that was weird too.
• Lots of kissing this time around - -I need to make sure you all know I am not anti-kissing, but it seems weird for her to do big make-outs with every guy -- isn't that weird?
• I am pretty sure I"m on JP's team. He's the best.
• Ashley's accent is driving me NUTS -- stap (step), chast (chest), lass (less), effact (effect), rejact (reject) -- and many many more. Highly irritating.
• And her transparent white shirt with the black bra didn't seem like a fashion statement to me - -just kind of sleazy looking.
• Blake pretty much dug his own grave there with his rant on the Bentley thing. Maybe he had too much to drink -- not sure.
• And Mickey - -very strong words and she threw them right back at him. Wasn't surprised at all to see him head out on his own -- I kind of agreed with him that if she had such hots for Bentley, that you might figure you and her would have nothing in common.
• Ryan -- ack. His big GRIN after her speech kind of made me puke and he was so very proprietary with her - -like - -"she's mine, guys!" - yuck.
• I wanted Ashley to knock off the crying. Made me nuts.

So that's my feelings -- I think it's going to be JP and I would be fine with that - the others? Not so much!!

Vomitrocious

OK, seriously, I just finished watching this week's {boring, lame, stupid and retarded} episode of the Bachelorette. Honestly, I agree 100% with what you guys have already said -- and my feeling is that I will never get that time back in my life that I wasted with this one. Ack!!!

• First -- the triumphant music that the editors jack in there every time there's something 'noble' or whatever. HATE.
• I think Ashley is bowlegged -- really. Is she a cowboy instead of a dentist?
• Ryan is a GEEK. "Don't you want to go on a date with me?" Uh, no. Even if I was single. NO.
• And she and Constantine doing the fake kissing {where kissing is 'forbidden'} - just plain dumb.
• I forget which guy it was but she was with one of them, said "Really?" and put on her best Bernie Bug Eye look. Not appealing.
• The boxing was awful. Just awful.
• And when Ryan said "I am fighting for Ashley" I wanted to puke but I knew it would upset Val so I didn't. {ha!}
• Per-FACT!! YUK.
• William is an utter, complete and total idiot. What a tool he is.
• And now we are looking forward to more - - - - - Bentley. Sigh. Yuk.

Next week will probably be more vomit-inducing than this week but I did read that Reality Steve said you don't see much of Barfy Bentley and I can only hope he is right.

PERFACT!!!! The Bachelorette Episode 5

Wow - I'm making my first blog post - and it's to mock dumb Bachelorette Ashley! Not the best episode I might add!

Totally with you on Ashley and her "dark place"! Suck it up - Bentley is a LOSER - move on!! And you're a loser for being so hung up on him. I hope his hair is looking good for his return next week......!

I'm also getting sick of hearing "this is getting serious" Really????!!!!

I almost laughed out loud at the mental kiss she and Ben decided to have outside the "cute" temple after their stroll in the "cute" marketplace! Man.....!

And if Ashley is responsible for deciding on their dates, what was she thinking having a bunch of dudes learn a form of kickboxing and then pound on each other for fun??? Poor Ames - he definitely came up short on that one. Glad he's okay - but he sure looked out of it at the cocktail party!

Really happy William is gone - he started off so great and turned into an idiot - although I did love the ending when they showed him trapped in a hotel room with Ben C. who was playing the same chords over and over again on the piano - William was ready to poke his eyes out! Ha!

"Love is a marathon, not a sprint" Yikes! Not even sure who to credit that to, but someone said it!

Not sure where Nick got the notion that him and Ashley were headed towards love (did I miss something?) The most we heard him speak was as he was leaving the show (bye bye - hated his soul patch!!)

I really hope things pick up next week - she's annoying!!! I think we're all on the same page as far as this goes!!

Bleehh

Ashley is probably the worst bachelorette ever! If I had a dime for everytime she says "my dark place" or "Bentley" I would be a rich woman. Besides the fact that she is still obsessed with someone who she knew for 2 weeks? and he didn't even like her- she is such a drag with the rest of the guys. I can't believe they even like her. She was super mopey during the cocktail party (as per usual) and she is hardly giving the other guys a chance. anyway enough with poopy ashley.


1. JP- What a guy- I love him. She doesn't deserve him unless she smartens up!
2. Ames- he's really growing on me. I felt so bad for him during the group date. Even after he came back the hospital you could tell he was just out of it- poor guy, he's such a funny looking gentleman.
3. William- SOOO happy he was gone. He was just weird and things with him were just getting awkward so its good he's gone.
5. Ben F- Sorry he got kicked off just because of stupid William. It made me even more mad that she kicked william off right after- I think Ben deserved a chance so explain himself. Another reason I find Ashley completely ridiculous.
Thats pretty much all I can remember from that silly episode. Im excited/dreading Bentley's arrival next week. From the previews I couldn't tell if he comes clean with her and tells her he doesn't like her at all. He better or the show is just going to get dumb. It did seem like the other guys were pretty ticked that Bentley is back- I hope they all leave the show so Ashley gets what she deserved.


Thats my opinion on the show- Can't wait to see what the rest of you thought!
p.s I sent emails so you guys could all get onto here and write your own posts... let me know if it worked I was sorta just guessing

Welcome!

As promised, I have created the Bachelorette blog for us to keep in touch and to discuss our favorite show! I hope you all get the name of it... that was Ian's clever idea and I loved it. If I can figure out how I will make it so you can all get on here and write your own posts! Don't forget to check the blog out every Monday with all the updates and discussions. Im beyond thrilled for this idea- it will be a blast. This coming up episode looks pretty juicy- I can't wait to see it and talk all about it! If you have any friends you want to invite- go for it. The more the opinions the better!