Vomitrocious

OK, seriously, I just finished watching this week's {boring, lame, stupid and retarded} episode of the Bachelorette. Honestly, I agree 100% with what you guys have already said -- and my feeling is that I will never get that time back in my life that I wasted with this one. Ack!!!

• First -- the triumphant music that the editors jack in there every time there's something 'noble' or whatever. HATE.
• I think Ashley is bowlegged -- really. Is she a cowboy instead of a dentist?
• Ryan is a GEEK. "Don't you want to go on a date with me?" Uh, no. Even if I was single. NO.
• And she and Constantine doing the fake kissing {where kissing is 'forbidden'} - just plain dumb.
• I forget which guy it was but she was with one of them, said "Really?" and put on her best Bernie Bug Eye look. Not appealing.
• The boxing was awful. Just awful.
• And when Ryan said "I am fighting for Ashley" I wanted to puke but I knew it would upset Val so I didn't. {ha!}
• Per-FACT!! YUK.
• William is an utter, complete and total idiot. What a tool he is.
• And now we are looking forward to more - - - - - Bentley. Sigh. Yuk.

Next week will probably be more vomit-inducing than this week but I did read that Reality Steve said you don't see much of Barfy Bentley and I can only hope he is right.